Redefining the Architecture of Human Connection.

Group chats are broken. Algorithms are the enemy. We are the solution. Keep your friend group alive through bespoke, editorially curated newsletters.

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The Content Pipeline

How we transform your chaotic group chat into a masterpiece of editorial brilliance.

1. The Submissions

Your dedicated Content Organiser liaises with your friend group, relentlessly extracting life updates, photos, and gossip.

2. The Collation

Raw data is filtered, sorted, and fact-checked (mostly) to ensure maximum narrative impact.

3. The Execution

A Senior Editor oversees the final draft, delivering a beautifully formatted newsletter directly to your inbox. No doomscrolling required.

Meet the Visionaries

The bureaucratic engine powering your friendships.

Akriti Mayo

Chief Editor

Arnav Vargas

Secretary to the Chief Editor

Santa Mariana

Regional Director, Global

Barca Elona

Regional Director, Europe

Anda Lucia

Regional Director, Scotland

Lucía Junio

Senior Editor

Javier Julio

Content Organiser

Our Business Model

The Bespoke Connection

Quote Based

Dedicated Content Organiser
Senior Editorial Oversight
High-Fidelity Inbox Delivery
Zero Algorithmic Interference

We don't do "flat rates." We do "bespoke relationship architecture."

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Our Global Headquarters

📍 Appleton Tower, University of Edinburgh

We operate the global newsletter industrial complex from the academic heights of Appleton Tower. Yes, the brutalist architecture inspires our ruthless efficiency.